I can’t stand politicians, I can’t stand talk show hosts
I can’t stand prohibition, I can’t stand David Frost
Can’t stand what you say or what you do
What you say or what you do
I can’t stand you (4x)
I can’t stand the military, I can’t stand my old school
I can’t stand freaks and fairies, I can’t stand stupid rules
Can’t stand what you say or what you do
What you say or what you do
I can’t stand you (4x)
I think paying fucking rent sucks
I’m sorry I swore mom, aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn’t be drunk at noon
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
GO!
Out ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriend’s got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match
Half shitfaced…
I never get to do what I want to do
My brain is fried and my heart is screwed
I’m hurting and it’s all because of you
Let me tell ya:
Nothing’s not right, not anymore
My heart is barely ticking, my complexion’s poor
I’m hurting and it’s all because of you
And oh I’m sick of crying, couldn’t you give me a chance
Oh, I’m sick of crying, couldn’t you give me a chance
Now couldn’t ya, couldn’t ya, couldn’t ya give me a chance?
She’s hurting me so, awoah awoah oh oh
It was all that I wanted too
It was everything, it was me and you
It was everything that I wanted to do
I didn’t get invited to the prom
-repeat first verse-
She’s hurting me so, awoah awaoh oh oh
I was so excited, and she was undecided
So I didn’t get invited to the prom
Your mouth is always ope, you think you’re so damn smart
Without all your friends around you just fall apart
Please tell me now what’s the score
You know it, you fucking bore
I’m hoping you’ll get away, far away from me
Go pose for somebody else
If you only had a brain (4x)
John Rioux was his hane
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke
Well he’s only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain’s malfunctioning
He’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he’s a joke
His fanzine is a hoax
Well he’s only twenty two
His diet is quite rude
Eat’s Denny’s and pukes
He’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
He’s an asshole
He’s a bonehead
He’s a jerkoff
He’s a real waste case
He’s a real waste case
He’s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he’s a teenage gluesniffer…