Real Lyrics to Great Songs

Danger (danger)
It’s no stranger (stranger)
Danger (danger)
It’s no stranger (stranger)

(It’s in the air) It’s in the air
It’s here, it’s there
(It’s everywhere) It’s everywhere
It just ain’t fair
So stay alert, sweet girl of mine
And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger)

Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about ya
Life would be the pits without ya
I love ya baby, yeah, you’re so fine
Please learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger, danger, danger, danger)

Danger (danger)
It’s no stranger (stranger)
Danger (danger)
It’s no stranger (stranger)

(If you get hurt) I don’t know how I’d spend my days
(So stay alert) When crossing streets better look both ways
And half way cross, don’t change your mind
And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger)

So, don’t go slipping on no banana
Don’t walk under a falling piano (pronounced “piana”, poetic license and all)
Or spend the winter in Montana
Or mention Sherman in Savannah
Don’t try to pet a porcupine
And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger, danger)
Danger sign (danger, danger)

Danger
It’s no stranger (danger, danger)
Danger
It’s no stranger (danger, danger)
repeat and fade

There’s someone that I care for
Gee, the one I need is you
A chum who’s always there for me
If skies are grey or blue
Your precious little picture
Is a fixture in this frame
I love to sit and stare at it
And softly spell your name

D means you’re delightful and delicious and so dear
U says I’m undone by what you do
C is for the cute way that you squeak into my ear
K is for the kick I get from you
I, I’ll be there if you’re in hot water
E you’re extra-special to the end
Put them altogether, they spell DU-UUU-CKIE
Rubber duckie, I’m so lucky you’re my friend

spoken: So rubber duckie, that’s a great picture of you. (squeak, squeak)
Yeah, you like the song? (squeak, squeak)

D means you’re delightful and delicious and so dear
U says I’m undone by what you do
C is for the cute way that you squeak into my ear
K is for the kick I get from you
I, I’ll be there if you’re in hot water
E you’re extra-special to the end
Put them altogether, they spell DU-UUUUUUU-CKIE
Rubber duckie, I’m so lucky you’re my friend

The Count: Oh, Count von Count’s continuous country cookin’ downhome diner
If you like home cookin’ try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count’s continuous country cookin’ downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it’s love at first bite

Ernie: Let me see…
I’ll have a number four – the one minute egg
And three strips of bacon on the side
Wait a minute…
On second thought, I’ll have some cereal instead

Cookie Monster: Me settle for cookie sandwich on rye

The Count: At Count von Count’s continuous country cookin’ downhome diner (ha ha)
If you like home cookin’ try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count’s continuous country cookin’ downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it’s love at first bite

Grover: I will try a number five – the business monster’s lunch
And a bowl of alphabet soup, A to Z (A to Z)

Cookie Monster: Me still want six or seven cookies me can munch

Herry Monster: And a blue plate special for blue monsters like me

The Count: At Count von Count’s continuous country cookin’ downhome diner
If you like home cookin’ try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count’s continuous country cookin’ downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it’s love at first bite

Big Bird: I don’t know what to have, I eat like a bird
I guess I’ll have some bird seed on a bun (on a bun)

Bert: Two bowls of oatmeal, for dessert I’m gonna splurge

The Count: Anyone for seconds? Me! That’s one!
Yes, at Count von Count’s continuous country cookin’ downhome diner
If you like home cookin’ try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count’s c

Pretty day
Sunny sky
Lovely pictures
Dance in your eyes

It all seems so right
It all seems so rare

Summer soft
Sudden breeze
Watch the wind
Play tag in the trees

The world is so bright
So perfectly fair

Lovers sing
Children dance
For a minute
We’ve got a chance

Why couldn’t we fly
I know we’d get by

Sunny sky
Pretty day
Just a push
And we’re on the way

Yes couldn’t we ride
Side by side
Why couldn’t we fly
I know we’d get by

Sunny sky
Pretty day
Just a push
And we’re on the way

Yes couldn’t we ride
Side by side
Couldn’t we ride

Spoken:
Lead Squirrel: Now we’re gonna sing a song for you, about a bird we all know who doesn’t fly. Right girls?

Other Squirrels: Right!

Sung:
Big Bird doesn’t fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn’t fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn’t fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn’t fly

Big Bird: I don’t fly

Squirrelles: Big Bird doesn’t fly

Big Bird: I don’t fly, I just walk on by

Squirrelles: Big Bird doesn’t fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn’t fly

He can hop
And he can skip right to the Fix-It Shop
He likes to roller-skate
But, my, oh my

Big Bird: I just can’t fly

Squirrelles: Big Bird doesn’t fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn’t fly

He can waddle with the best
And he can leap-frog right to his nest
He walks backwards easy as pie
But, my, oh my

Big Bird: I just don’t fly

Squirrelles: Big Bird doesn’t fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn’t fly

He knows how to chase
He comes first in a three-legged race
He’ll even jitter-bug
But, I don’t know why, he just don’t fly
I don’t know why
He just don’t fly
Big Bird doesn’t fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn’t fly

Spoken: You’re in great voice today, girls!
So, Big Bird, tell us, why don’t you fly?

Others: Yeah, why?

Big Bird: I just haven’t learned yet. But, you know, I’ve heard that some squirrels can fly.

Squirrelles: Really? Let’s try it, girls! A-one, a-two, a-three … (they jump up, trying to fly, then fall to the ground, giggling)

Big Bird: Must be some other kind of squirrel. Are you okay, girls?